Jeremy

DRUNK UPDATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 13 Mar 2004 10:54:26 GMT

wow, i havne't been this drunk, sense winter break? but its wearing off.... nooooooooooooo, come back, drunkness, you're my best friend. will... mickeys mom, for a lesbian, she sure loves semen all over her.. whoa whoa, who said that? ( as i look over my shoulder)... changing subject, my current state would be much more enjoyable, with a lady with me, sigh. mais maintenant je suis fatigue, est je dors. bon nuit tous

random things i wrote down

Thu, 11 Mar 2004 11:54:06 GMT

What to write about, this fine morning, 330 in the morning
Pimpin the talib kweli advance
So many hot girls on campus
Oooooo yeea
Ideas for pick up lines… hey, im an mech eng major, it’s a high probability that in 30 years ill be wealthy, like, upper middle class wealthy, o yea.
That’ll make them want me.
On a not so ridiculous note
Im totally wearing a Hawaiian shirt. Feels good.

I'm back bitches

Thu, 04 Mar 2004 11:01:19 GMT

I haven’t updated this thing in about three months. I got tired of writing about the boring stuff I do all day. When I write in this thing from now on, I’ll write more about thoughts on life, more broad issues, less of this day to day stuff. Now for the hard part, I have to think of stuff to write about.
A side note: to keep things fresh I’ve changed the picture for this site. It now features a monkey. If anyone can tell me who I got this picture from, ill be impressed.
Back to thoughts on life: I just read a book in history (Pudd’nhead Wilson by Mark Twain), the book was about white people in slave times that had very small amounts of black blood, like 1/32 black, and because of this small amount they were considered black and sold as slaves. Crazy stuff. And as I was reading this book, I found out that my bros friend, who by carefully observing his blue eyes and blond hair, I concluded was fully white, turns out he’s a quarter black. Again, crazy stuff. What do I conclude from this? I’m still thinking about it. Probably nothing that I didn’t already know… race doesn’t matter and all that stuff.
thats all.

Sat, 20 Dec 2003 01:23:45 GMT

i passed matlab! SWEEET. now i will never speak of that class again. i went snowboardin for a few days in tahoe. and now im back in atown.

Thu, 11 Dec 2003 22:42:14 GMT

done with finals... now to wonder for the next week as i wait for my grades, did i pass matlab? please please let me have passed matlab

Thu, 11 Dec 2003 05:29:57 GMT

in a little over 12 hours i will be done with finals! go me!

pics

Thu, 04 Dec 2003 09:48:52 GMT

does anyone know if i can add pics to my updates? i think the awnser is no. damn it. i added a sexy pic of my face to the page, im "hard"

a thought

Sat, 22 Nov 2003 10:58:10 GMT

everyone should listen to coldplay.. ive had yellow on repeat for a while now, its amazing

new stuff

Wed, 19 Nov 2003 02:24:14 GMT

I would update this more, but I do the same stuff every day/week. New stuff:
Ultimate freebie playoffs, I love ultimate.
Going snowboarding soon, can’t wait.
Seeing alameda homies soon, really can’t wait.
Beat max payne
I have build a mp3 collection that is over 40 gigs, I need to go though and listen to it all, according to itunes calculations it should take about a month.
Tim showed me the a major scale on the guitar, been working on that
I tried reading fear and loathing in las vegas but I couldn’t handle it, also tried reading dune, but that book doesn’t work well reading 5 pages a day.

My focus in life is pimping my matlab and calculus classes. That’s it, peace.

fun times

Mon, 03 Nov 2003 10:38:48 GMT

i went to santa cruz for Halloween, i didn’t' have a costume so i grabbed my cap and gown from graduation.. it worked, somehow. Downtown SC was full of people, all dressed up, it was awesome. Great costumes, and people acting crazy everywhere around me. Very different then what im used to at davis. Also a girl in the crowd decided to take off her top, which was amazing, not that she was particularly attractive, but i had never seen a girl do that in public before. The novelty of that would probably wear off quickly, cause just the one time left me with a weird, very unsexual feeling. Anyway, the best part of SC was seeing all my friends, WILL aka the son of god, was awesome to hang with as usual. Jake, the man i could hit on the ladies with. Even if they explicitly tell us to go away. it was still good times. Jenny, so fun to hang with her again, and Justin, always good times when hes around, hopefully we will tear up Tahoe this winter. that goes for jenny too.
After SC, i went home, took a break from the house at davis, and relaxed. It was great to relaxe at home, and enjoy all the things i used to take for granted, like, foood that i don't have to cook myself. mmmmmmm fooooood.

Also everyone should read a book called "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell" Them by Al Franken. It totally bitch slaps the right wing media (fox news) and the Bush administration. And its really funny. Yea Joe and Tom, FUCK fox news. I said it.

AND, the underground rap group Krispy Krakers released a new single, which is a huge improvement quality wise over their last stuff, which is saying a lot cause their last stuff was damn good. Its funny they are rapping about how they the best MC's, and Will makes a reference to his .44 haha. i guess u gotta be "strapped" when u rap star. Not to hate, i think the song is amazing, but i figure it will help u guys when you are making more music if i say some negatives along with all the positives. Better then being like, OH MY GOD THAT WAS SOOO AMAZING all the time. Anyway, everyone reading this that hasn't heard the new single, "crakerdom" should defiantly ask me for it.

thats all for now, peace

3:30 in the morning, on 5 hours sleep last nite

Wed, 22 Oct 2003 10:44:00 GMT

things i did today:
woke up way to early at 930
went to boring boring eng 6
went to 0 to check out "big boobs" with joe, she is hot
slept
did math
then matlab
phyc
LRC for math help
matlab
math
and then ....
MAX Payne
where i killed many people, not all of them "bad guys"
i love killing the old lady who tries to help me
the game is amazing
i kill people, then throw grenades at their dead bodies to watch the bodies fly through the air in slow mo
and it was free.

something creative:

A boy walks into a store. Buys some milk. Says thank you for the milk. Pulls out duel desert eagles and shoots the cashier with a suddenness and viciousness that is both shocking and hilariously funny. the End
(this story may have been influenced by 2 hours of Max Payne)

My head feels so full right now, like i can not put anymore information into it. My roommate and housemate both don't have classes anymore. They are sooo relaxed. It pains me to watch them, taking it easy, "chillen" while i consider every moment not spent studying derivatives, working on some matlab scrip, or reading boring psyc to be a waste of time.

I should put every conversation i have with Will up here for the world to see, but then, the world does not need to hear about the things me and will do to each others moms. hit me up for the aim logs

Music that is good: DJ rectangle. his new stuff is good.

that’s enough rambling for one nite.

random people IM me on aim....

Mon, 20 Oct 2003 06:52:37 GMT

JEREMYLF (8:34:17 PM): Hi Jeremy,
jeremylf8 (8:34:31 PM): hey
JEREMYLF (8:34:46 PM): Go to Bed this is your Aunt speaking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jeremylf8 (8:35:05 PM): kelly?
JEREMYLF (8:35:26 PM): Who is Kelly. Aunt Liz not kelly.
jeremylf8 (8:35:43 PM): kelly is my aunt
jeremylf8 (8:35:49 PM): its too early for bed
JEREMYLF (8:36:07 PM): Jeremy,
JEREMYLF (8:36:27 PM): This is the aunt that cooked you lamb this weekend
jeremylf8 (8:36:37 PM): hmmm
jeremylf8 (8:36:48 PM): i don't remeber lamb this weekeknd
JEREMYLF (8:37:11 PM): Jeremy are you the son of Dave Frank.?????
jeremylf8 (8:37:28 PM): no
jeremylf8 (8:37:32 PM): this is random
JEREMYLF (8:38:56 PM): Sorry thought you were someone else.
jeremylf8 (8:39:04 PM): alright
jeremylf8 (8:39:09 PM): nice screen name
jeremylf8 (8:39:20 PM): i tried it, but you had it, it seems
JEREMYLF (8:39:49 PM): ok, good bye.
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And then a few days later.....

jeremylf8 (5:15:19 PM): hey, can u send me some lamb?
JEREMYLF (5:15:25 PM): what
jeremylf8 (5:15:48 PM): im hungry, my aunt never cooks :-(
JEREMYLF (5:16:02 PM): who are you
jeremylf8 (5:16:09 PM): ill give my address and u can send some lamb in the mail
JEREMYLF (5:16:16 PM): alright sure
jeremylf8 (5:16:31 PM): sweet, thanks aunt liz
JEREMYLF (5:16:42 PM): hm
JEREMYLF (5:16:46 PM): AUNT LIZ
JEREMYLF (5:16:48 PM): NO WAY
JEREMYLF (5:16:49 PM): really
JEREMYLF (5:16:52 PM): this is your sn
jeremylf8 (5:16:59 PM): yep
jeremylf8 (5:17:00 PM): haha
JEREMYLF (5:17:13 PM): haha thats funny howd you come up with it
jeremylf8 (5:17:29 PM): some time this stuff comes to me i guess
jeremylf8 (5:17:43 PM): well gtg
JEREMYLF (5:17:48 PM): adios
jeremylf8 (5:17:50 PM): tell frank hi
JEREMYLF (5:17:56 PM): who
JEREMYLF (5:18:23 PM): justin
JEREMYLF (5:18:24 PM): alright
jeremylf8 (5:18:33 PM): i mean dave, dave frank
JEREMYLF (5:18:48 PM): hmm is this really aunt liz
JEREMYLF (5:18:56 PM): youir forgot dads name
JEREMYLF (5:18:57 PM): haha
JEREMYLF (5:18:58 PM): well cya
jeremylf8 (5:19:03 PM): did i not cook u lamb this weekend?
JEREMYLF (5:19:07 PM): yea you did
JEREMYLF (5:19:08 PM): good call
jeremylf8 (5:19:10 PM): alright then
jeremylf8 (5:19:25 PM): u know dave ejaculated in the lamb before you ate it?
JEREMYLF (5:20:02 PM): ahh what?
JEREMYLF (5:20:21 PM): sup ryan
jeremylf8 (5:21:33 PM): i don't think we can be friends anymore
jeremylf8 (5:21:36 PM): semen eather
jeremylf8 (5:21:37 PM): eater
jeremylf8 (5:21:39 PM): faog

jeremylf, if u read this, i hope you find it amusing.

I have a live journal, yay

Sun, 19 Oct 2003 10:28:49 GMT

I have a live journal, now i can be all kinds of emoh. Joes party was amazing. Keg of rolling rock, what more do i have to say? Will and steve visited which was great. I got drunk out of my mind, so i didn't talk to will to much, he wasn't drinking too much. I plan on visiting SC to chill with those guys again. But i have so much work, its going to be hard to find time to go down there. Ill figure something out. I let Fish beat me at, but he was playing ping pong and i was playing beer pong. Ill beat his ass at ping pong next time we play. THATS RIGHT FISH! The house... soo much drama. Robyn needs to find a way to have fun with me/ the other guys in the house. She should kick back in our room, she is welcome, and when diana chills in here its great.

At the party i was hitting on a girl, a british foriegn exchange student, and joe gives me a look that said (back off bitch i was here first). I was so drunk that i yelled FUCK england, france rules. haha, and more offenive remarks, im sure, but i have little rekeliction of the events of the night. I was being a typical rude american, is probably what she thought. but ya know, she can eat a dick. jk. or am i? the bad part is that joe didn't hook up with her, the next time i take a bullet for you joe, u better score! jk its all good.

so in conclusion, there will be many lame postings in this live journal to come, im sure, and like zach just said, its 3:30 and im going to get some sleep, peace, bitches.